Fling vs. crazy

Okay Kelli, here goes.....
Things I'd like to fling:
--Spanky pooping on my rug when we are gone or don't take him out quick enough.
--Brooke's constant whining
--That the moment I sit down at the computer EVERYONE needs my attention (can I have just 5 minutes????)
--Chase not thinking before he asks questions sometimes.
--The constant arguing of my children (when does school start?)
--Clutter
--20 pounds of body fat and flab
Things I'm crazy about:
--I really do love my kids even though I want to fling their bad habbits!
--Hugo diet cokes from McDonalds - they ARE the fizziest!
--Driving with the sunroof open and the music LOUD- I love all kinds of different music, from 80's , Christian, Hard rock....
--Chocolate covered strawberries
--Mike's strong arms
--Chase's caring nature and how he likes me to run my fingers through his hair before bed
--Brooke's nose rubs and whispers in my ear before bed